sucker punch scope

In a way I'm a total sucker for all kinds of horoscopes. Not that I believe in a tall, dark, brooding and handsome, that should mysteriously stumble my way from some outlandish plane of existance (although I suppose I wouldn't exactly mind that either), but the bits themselves? They're a bit like obituaries, pointing out things about yourself you didn't even know or ever think about. And you get to read them while still alive which- as the world has me believe- is a plus.