The danger of red

The ability to cry prettily is severely underestimated among humankind.

I would know.

randomly or not so

Do not try reviving something that's not alive. 

dragon/flies

Dragonflies are clearly superior to regular flies. After all they have a 'dragon' in them. Also regular flies? DAMN annoying.

angry break-up songs don't exactly breed trust

All those guttural, angry chick break-up songs are definitely needed, it's just that in the long run they're as good for a woman, as reading trashy novels.

Ultimately they just fuck with your head.